Hi, My Name Is…

I like happy things, I’m really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful (1). I like glitter, unicorns, and the color rose gold. I miss the early 2000’s. I love vodka, music, movies, and pop culture. I think I’m really funny, and so do, like 3 other people, but I mostly regurgitate things that other people say and make them my own. I can ride a bike with no handle bars (2).

The Marshall Mathers LP is my jam. I also really like Brand New so that means I’m deep.

I’m a Gemini, so I often flip the script. Hope you can keep up.

This blog is my personal thoughts and some might be controversial. Please know that if I offend you, I just don’t give a fuck (3).

You can call me Queen B [and baby I rule (4)]




Credit where credit is due –

  1. I’m Shady – Eminem
  2. Handlebars – Flobots
  3. Just Don’t Give A Fuck – Eminem
  4. Royals – Lorde